so partied with some really great people.
found something on my computer.
a notepad file on my desktop.
thought I should share with the internet...

HOW TO FIND YOUR KEYS.TXT:

YOUR KEYS ARE HIDDEN IN THE POTTED PLANT IN THE FOYER.
THE ONE NEXT TO THAT THING... WHERE YOU HANG COATS AND SHIT.
THERE ARE BLANKETS INSIDE OF IT.
I AM INSIDE OF YOU.
YOUR KEYS ARE INSIDE ME.
NO, NO... THEY'RE IN THE POTTED PLANT. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, BITCH.

... thanks blue, you make me smile... in my pants


~Red

To clarify things, Red was trying to drive out to 7-11 to pick up some cigarettes, after consuming a decent amount of alcohol. We had a lot of fun hiding his stuff. We started with his wallet, but he ended up stealing mine, so I hid his keys and typed that up in case I forgot where I hid them (I had also been drinking, if you couldn't tell).
- Blue